goodr Sunrise Spritzer Elixir Sunglasses

$25.00
SKU:
923650
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Description

Carl the Flamingo invented a morning cocktail inspired by the most splendiferous sunrises, the Sunrise Spritzer Elixir. It's 2 parts champs, 1 part freshly juiced sunshine (If you can't find fresh, canned is fine. You can use diet orange soda in a pinch...), and 1 part unicorn sweat. Serve in a coffee mug and top with a scoop of rainbow sherbet. Best enjoyed at daybreak while watching the sun come up. Hot dawn, Nature Fl*cks!!! Now get outside and enjoy it while rocking these Sunrise Spritzer Elixir sunnies.

  • NO SLIP - Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
  • NO BOUNCE - Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
  • ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  • ALL ORIGINALS - A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

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